Run for your lives.

Attention working peons of Fifth Avenue Place, Downtown … tomorrow would be a good day to call in sick.

Your building is forecasted to be hit with one massive bolt of lightning.

This must be God’s way of karma-ing those extremely wealthy folks at Highmark who keep raising insurance rates on the poor poor Burghers.

Karma-ing is now a verb. Spread the news the next time you are watercoolering.

And when Bob O’Connor and Dan Onorato race each other in full sprints to the scene of chaos for camera time tomorrow, don’t say the Trib didn’t warn you.


  1. Anonymous
    March 31, 2006 3:09 pm

    I actually work on this site and know who made it. He doesn’t here anymore, but the rest of us got a good laugh out of it.

  2. Mark Whittaker
    March 31, 2006 3:10 pm

    Your friends at PittsburghLIVE had a great laugh over the creative use of our weather graphic! Thanks!

    Mark Whittaker

  3. pittgirl
    March 31, 2006 3:15 pm

    I have friends at Pittsburgh LIVE?! Excellent.

    I figured everybody over at Trib Total Media had it in for me.

  4. Mark
    April 1, 2006 9:24 am

    Nah, not everybody!

  5. Uncle Crappy
    April 2, 2006 12:33 am

    Lightning bolt? Big deal. Surely the wrath of God isn’t as bad as the nuclear holocaust predicted to hit Fifth Avenue Place a week ago…