Attention working peons of Fifth Avenue Place, Downtown … tomorrow would be a good day to call in sick.
Your building is forecasted to be hit with one massive bolt of lightning.
Karma-ing is now a verb. Spread the news the next time you are watercoolering.
And when Bob O’Connor and Dan Onorato race each other in full sprints to the scene of chaos for camera time tomorrow, don’t say the Trib didn’t warn you.