Casa D’Ice is effin’ pissed: Volume II

Remember when I told you about the restaurant/club Casa d’Ice in North Versailles and the owner’s penchant for putting up some pretty hilarious and sometimes shocking signs?

Well this morning the sign says:

Motorists, grab the vaseline and bend over.
It is time once again for anal penetration.

See I bet you think I’m making that up, but I am totally not.

This is a sign on Route 30, right by the Big K, next to the Burgher King, at the intersection of Route 48, next to Home Depot and Denny’s. This is a major high traffic area. Can you imagine how many parents of 8-9-10 year-olds are getting hit with, “Mom, what’s anal penetration?”

Also, don’t you totally find it appetizing and want to go and take your family to a restaurant that has the words “anal penetration” on their sign?

I have to end this post now because I really don’t feel like typing “anal penetration” again.

EDIT: Did you guys see how I spelled “Burger King” up there? Man, I am all about the city aren’t I?


  1. Julie_Gong
    April 6, 2006 11:23 am

    I had a promotion at Rivertowne once and thought going to Casa D’Ice would be a good idea. First you have to take an elevator up to the bar. Second I should have known it was a mistake when 6 50+ year olds got on the elevator with us. Third when the doors opened I poked my head out, realized our combined ages were still younger than the patrons, and pressed the down button.

    It really is a scary place. Don’t ever go in there! I mean it.

  2. Anonymous
    April 6, 2006 12:52 pm

    This sign crap is good enough reason not to go in.

  3. pghcitiboy
    April 6, 2006 6:54 pm

    OMG I thought this was a joke until I checked out their website.

    This so wants to make me move out to the country and become a hick.

  4. pittgirl
    April 7, 2006 8:39 am

    I knew someone would think I was making that up. This morning when I saw the sign, I realized he spelled it “Penatration”.


  5. Anonymous
    April 9, 2006 5:01 pm

    I think it’s hysterical. Of course, he shows his spelling ability in almost every one.