PittGirl had a dream …

… or a nightmare.

For the first time ever, Tom Cruise invaded my dreams last night.

I dreamt that he was actually a professional baseball player and was up at bat in a full stadium. He appeared to be wearing a Cincinnati Reds uniform. He had this look of wildly fierce determination on his face, couch-jumping-worthy determination, as he awaited his pitch. As the pitch came closer to him (I guess my dream hit slo-mo at this point), he got paler and paler until he was ashen white and then he swung and missed. I think I laughed at him in my sleep. I hope I did.

After throwing the bat down, he suddenly appeared to be wearing all black, his hair had grown to shoulder length and was parted in the middle. He had a long black leather cape on and began prancing around the field like a weirdly demonic ballerina.

I woke up at this point and I have no idea why I dreamt that. The only thing I can figure out is this: Tom Cruise is up to something, ya’ll.


  1. awnawhellnaw
    April 6, 2006 4:44 pm

    the ‘wearing all black tom cruise’ sounds like that professor snape from harry potter! tom cruise and witchcraft… it makes sense, if you think about it…

  2. pittgirl
    April 6, 2006 7:46 pm

    The thing is this, I have never heard of Professor Snape before in my life, right? I still haven’t read a Harry Potter book nor seen a movie, though I’ve been meaning to

    I Google him and whoa! That is exactly what Tom Cruise looked like in my dream. How totally odd.

  3. Grey Hodge
    April 7, 2006 4:15 am

    It sounds like you’ve channeled the screenplay for Tom Cruise in “The Pete Rose Story”. You need to write that down and shop it to agents ASAP. Have your people call his people.

  4. pittgirl
    April 7, 2006 8:37 am

    I’m scared to death of his people.