He’s defending or has defended the following:
- The guy that supposedly killed the urologist.
- Former State Rep. Jeff Habay.
- The 18 year old that killed the 15 year old on the Northside.
- The dude that killed Officer Pokorny.
- The dude that hid the fetuses in his garage.
Jimmy is also defending Thomas Hose who kidnapped Tanya Kach from McKeesport. Mr. Hose, as the PG likes to call him, is currently out on bond and is on house arrest with a Martha Stewart limited edition (wink) ankle monitor.
Attorney Ecker said this to the PG:
“He was here for about three hours yesterday. I just finished talking to him on the phone. He’s apprehensive,” said Mr. Hose’s attorney, James Ecker. “He’s doing the best he can. He’s like a prisoner in his own home.”
Um …. ? Why am I waiting for the rimshot here?
Isn’t the point of house arrest to in fact, MAKE YOU A PRISONER IN YOUR OWN HOME?
Read that again, but in the manner of Rodney Dangerfield:
“I was on house arrest and boy was I depressed. My best friend Jimmy comes over and says, “Why you so down man?” and I said, “Because I feel like a prisoner in my own home!” (RIMSHOT!)
James Ecker is a genius. A comedy genius.