I’m going to try to be as nice as I can about the Pirates Opening Day 2006:
1. This beer man?
He has been there since I was a teenager (which in my defense was NOT that long ago). In fact, I distinctly remember one baseball game I attended when I was about 18 with some friends and he began to sing “Wannabe” by the Spice Girls to us, complete with awesome dancing. He fairly rocks. I like him. He’s a good Burgher.
2. PittGirl found Michael Keaton to be looking very hot and sexy yesterday, rocking the glasses and sweater vest.
3. Maybe the Pirates would do a little better if they weren’t so damn scared of the ball.