PittGirl reviews Opening Day 2006

I’m going to try to be as nice as I can about the Pirates Opening Day 2006:

1. This beer man?

He has been there since I was a teenager (which in my defense was NOT that long ago). In fact, I distinctly remember one baseball game I attended when I was about 18 with some friends and he began to sing “Wannabe” by the Spice Girls to us, complete with awesome dancing. He fairly rocks. I like him. He’s a good Burgher.

2. PittGirl found Michael Keaton to be looking very hot and sexy yesterday, rocking the glasses and sweater vest.

PittGirl is as confused as you are about this latest development in the “Hot Burgher” files.

3. Maybe the Pirates would do a little better if they weren’t so damn scared of the ball.

I guess that wasn’t very nice of me.


  1. ~mandakay
    April 11, 2006 11:15 am

    i have always found micheal keaton attractive. he is, afterall, batman.

    i need to add that baseball is dead. someone needs to figure out how to revamp it because sitting though 9 innings of nothing even for a winning team is not fun. maybe it could be more like full contact baseball where the goal is to take out the opposing players one by one. that would be exciting.

  2. pittgirl
    April 11, 2006 11:40 am

    I think adding a modicum of dodge ball to it would do wonders for the excitement level.

  3. Anonymous
    April 13, 2006 11:26 am

    I found Michael Keaton to be the sexiest Batman. What does that say about me?

  4. Nate
    April 19, 2006 9:25 pm

    I know this is late, but this ran in the PG – and this guy is awesome. I was so disappointed when I didn’t see him at the game I went to.

  5. pittgirl
    April 20, 2006 9:06 am

    He IS awesome. Thanks for the link Nate.