Do you know what you need? I’m going to tell you.
You need a homemade light saber! Next time you’ve got an intruder in your house in the middle of the night, you can scare the shit out of him. Or you could sell it on eBay because you KNOW I’ll put you on the next Weird Burghers on eBay post.
But PittGirlllllll, you whine. HOW do I make my very own lightsaber?
You are one lucky lucky bastard, because I’m going to tell you.
You head over to the Pittsburgh Comicon this very weekend where The Star Wars Association of Pittsburgh (there is such a thing) will host several panels one of which will be:
Building Your Own Lightsaber
Learn techniques of building a custom lightsaber hilt using a variety of approaches, materials and skill levels. (Saturday 4:00-5:00PM, in Radisson Monroe II)
You are so so so so welcome!