We need another Gateway Flood. Or another pigeon sniper. Or Sonni Abatta and Wendy Bell duking it out in a hot catfight in Market Square. Or at the very least, another naked PETA chick in Market Square.
ANYTHING that will give the media something better to talk about than this stupid “LIST“.
See, you know what list I’m talking about right?
Howard Stern read the LIST. Geraldo has expressed interest in the LIST.
The Post-Gazette ran front-page stories on the LIST. Everyone has hired attorneys over the LIST. Every local station runs a story nightly on the LIST.
PittGirl is ready to lose it over the LIST.
So freaking what? These kids did a stupid crass thing and then instead of being wise about it and keeping it to their stupid selves, they let it get out. Dumb! If you want to comment on girls’ boobs and their sexual prowess, by all means, this is America, go for it. But God help you if you’re going to let it go public. Then you deserve your punishment. If that’s me doling out your punishment, you get the following:
1. One week suspension from school simply because of the shit storm you have brewed with your stupid crass boy thoughts. And maybe some detention for a while. That oughta send a message to you.
And that’s it. The rest of the punishment should come from the parents.
If that’s my boy, his world pretty much ends for a while. TV? Gone. PlayStation? It’s going in your little sister’s room and I might let her play Barbie with it. Computer? Hah! Grass? You’re cutting it every other day. Why? Because you are a crass little bugger and I raised you better and to have some freaking respect for people. Keep your locker room talk verbal, because once you commit something to paper, you deserve what you get.
And if it’s my girl that was LISTED? I sit her down, tell her that life sucks and boys are stupid. But that I sure hope she doesn’t have the STD’s the list says she does. Tell her the boys will be punished and if she needs a week off from school that is fine, but that eventually this will blow over and she should still hold her head high and it will all go away soon.
But, hiring lawyers? Media generally flipping the hell out over it? Parents on both ends threatening shit they can’t deliver?
This is just about the stupidest media circus ever.
Smack the boys upside the head, take their computers from them, and Move. On.