Benny is a lame-ass scooter rider.

Ben Roethlisberger is in Switzerland in an effort to steal a page from the Hines Ward Book of Emotional Returns to Your Homeland.

Would some kind person please instruct Ben on the proper way to ride a scooter and then be sure to tell him that the proper way to ride a scooter does not include, at any point in time, the lifting of the pee leg.



  1. Scott
    May 10, 2006 8:36 pm

    Pittgirl, Sports Illustrated online had this for their caption contest today. Click here for the results.

  2. pittgirl
    May 10, 2006 8:58 pm

    Awesome. Thanks!

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