1. David Blaine is still a world class idiot — with really really gross hands now. If he manages to break the world record tonight I’m calling shenanigans on that whole mess. No freaking way. They don’t call him an illusionist for nothing.
2. When/if Barry Bonds “breaks” Babe Ruth’s record, I don’t think they should celebrate. I agree with those people that held a big banner the other day at a Giants game that read “Babe did it on beer and peanuts.” Damn straight.
3. I don’t know why, but I watched three hours of the Food Network the other day and I am starting to appreciate the enigma that is Rachael Ray. Annoying, but in a bearable kind of way.
4. The Pirates suck.
5. This video of a failed attempt to bring down a mill in Sharon just cracked me up. The media and others always make such big deals out of demolitions. The demo guys are always walking around like big tough “I work in dynamite and I eat cement for breakfast” guys. And then to watch their miserable attempt and see their faces? Rich.