Things I’d like to say:

1. David Blaine is still a world class idiot — with really really gross hands now. If he manages to break the world record tonight I’m calling shenanigans on that whole mess. No freaking way. They don’t call him an illusionist for nothing.

2. When/if Barry Bonds “breaks” Babe Ruth’s record, I don’t think they should celebrate. I agree with those people that held a big banner the other day at a Giants game that read “Babe did it on beer and peanuts.” Damn straight.

3. I don’t know why, but I watched three hours of the Food Network the other day and I am starting to appreciate the enigma that is Rachael Ray. Annoying, but in a bearable kind of way.

4. The Pirates suck.

5. This video of a failed attempt to bring down a mill in Sharon just cracked me up. The media and others always make such big deals out of demolitions. The demo guys are always walking around like big tough “I work in dynamite and I eat cement for breakfast” guys. And then to watch their miserable attempt and see their faces? Rich.


  1. trinity
    May 9, 2006 12:47 am

    i was at that game on sunday. in fact, i was one section over from where he hit the blasted home run.

    i think that it’s ridiculous that they’re making a big deal out of him trying to break a record. he’s not even breaking number one. he’s breaking number two.

    and please, remind me to post the picture of myself with the two guys who were dressed up as barry bonds before & after.

  2. Anonymous
    May 9, 2006 8:13 am

    He is actually breaking a record when he passes the Babe, the most HR’S by a left hander.

  3. pittgirl
    May 9, 2006 9:04 am

    Trinity, consider yourself reminded.