… jocks really ARE dumb. Even female jocks.
Some dozen female students are suing (of course) Slippery Rock University because of recent cost-saving cuts in the athletic program there.
The lawsuit, filed under Title IX, alleges that the university does not offer equal athletic opportunities for its women as compared to the men who attend school there.
This suit is being filed because SRU is cutting three women’s teams: water polo, swimming, and field hockey.
However, and that’s a big fat however, FIVE men’s teams are getting cut: water polo, swimming, golf, wrestling, and tennis!
Five men’s teams cut.
Versus three women’s teams cut.
Ladies? Five is greater than three. The men are seeing bigger cuts!
If field hockey is reinstated, that will leave Slippery Rock with eight women’s sports teams. There will be six men’s teams.
8 > 6!
Why is EVERYTHING a lawsuit?! I want to play competitive water polo! Federal court, here I come!
I absolutely have got to be missing a puzzle piece here.