Weird Burghers on eBay … Volume Huh?

1. Look, I’m not trying to cause like a Burgh-wide panic, but … did you know that the gateway to hell is in the Burgh? 30 minutes north of the Burgh to be exact.


They say that if you walk under the middle of the trees and around the trunk of one of the trees six times and jump off the cliff(all are located near a cliff), the ground will open up and take you to HELL !!

And all this time I thought the gateway to hell was in Sunnydale, or Fayette County at the very least.

2. Well, the artist is certainly no Norman Rockwell, but still, it sure is quaint nonetheless. What’s that lady supposed to be doing in the background? Poor little doggy.

3. Does he do windows? Yeah, lame joke. I know.

4. I tried. I did, but I don’t see it. I see a rock.

5. I’m so classless, because this cracked me up. Can you imagine?!!

6. Know what I’m going to do? I’m going to buy this sucker, head to SAKS, buy like a tube of lipstick there, and then when it comes time to pay … pull this gorgeous thing out of my purse. Priceless.


  1. Anonymous
    May 17, 2006 11:46 pm

    Hot as Pittgirl is, I am leaning towards her hotself spending too much time alone with nothing to occcupy her lady like self with other than E-Bay exploring. Excessive idleness can erode the rational thinking process and result in tooth loss and longings to travel to the nether regions of counties where locals wear knee boots and breathe through their mouths.

  2. pittgirl
    May 18, 2006 7:53 am

    Nice try, dude.

    I found those in under one minute.

    Click on “Everything Else”, then click on “Weird Stuff”, and then request only items located within 25 miles of zip code 15222. And BAM, you have a listing of about 30 weird items located in the city.

    Doesn’t take a genius.

  3. Paperback Writer
    May 18, 2006 9:08 am

    Huh, I always thought there was something fishy about Pittsburgh leaders. They’re all from Hell!

    Good to know.