Pedal, pedal, pedal your boat, furiously down the Mon.
- May 18, 2006
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I’m not saying the dude is lying, but man, that does NOT look very stable to me.
I mean, what happens when the Gateway Clipper, a barge, or a speed boat goes by? You can’t tell me that sucker is going to take the wake too smoothly and NOT pitch you right off the seat.
If that’s me, and I see the Clipper coming up on my ass, that’s about when I start pedaling as furiously as possible. The last thing I want is to be swimming in the gorgeously murky rivers of the Mon while all the old people enjoying the Polish Polka Cruise watch me flail about.
I might try this.
Rob
May 18, 2006 11:37 am
He’s in the “No-Wake” zone. He should be safe.
They used to use me as the victim for Pittsburgh River Rescue. It’s hard to imagine I used to get paid to get thrown out of a boat into the Allegheny on rainy days in January. It was some of the most fun I’ve ever had.
Ice rescue’s pretty good, too, if you get a chance to be the victim.
Rob of UnSpace
Paperback Writer
May 18, 2006 1:54 pm
Can you imagine the obit on this guy if he accidentally drowns?
Oh, dear. I may be going to hell for that remark.
Or at least to the haunted tree north of Pittsburgh.
Anonymous
May 18, 2006 1:58 pm
He’s a bit early for the “Anything that floats” race….
Anonymous
May 18, 2006 1:59 pm
He’s a bit early for the “Anything that floats” race….
blee1
May 18, 2006 1:59 pm
Double post! whoops! (sorry)
Awesome Comet
May 20, 2006 9:49 pm
Laugh at him all you want. That looks like the coolest substitute EVER for for the damn stairclimber. His ass could probably stop a barge in its tracks by now.