Monthly Archives: May 2006

Shh. Bobby is hard at work.

Want to know what our hardworking Mayor is up to today?

Click here and watch him supervising the painting of a nuisance bar.

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So again, as an update, Mayor O’Connor earned his money today.

Do you think if I paint my house, he’ll show up with a media posse?


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Benny Soprano

Looks like Benny gave up on making his mess of a hair do anything remotely appropriate for hair and decided to just slick the hell out of his tresses. I’m not feeling his mobster look.

BennySoprano

Ew. I feel greasy just looking at him. Would someone please get this man a haircut?

Hat tip to Tony Soprano for the quote.


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Thanks, PG.

And by “Thanks, PG” I mean, “Screw you, PG.”

What possible reason could the PG have for placing this picture so glaringly on their home page?


I mean, when I clicked on my PG bookmark and saw this oddly blue sky, I was a little blinded at first. Look how blue that sky is. Where is that? Can I go there right now? Then I figure, well, that must be a Burgher vacationing in sunny Florida, right? Wrong.

So why put this picture of non Burghers enjoying the sun in Florida on a Pittsburgh website, if for no other reason than to drive home the sad point that this has been quite a shitty week of weather and that the next time we see a sky that blue and cloudless, we’ll probably all instantly burn to a crisp because our skin has become so sun-sensitive due to lack of exposure.

And yes, come late August early September when I am complaining about how damn hot it is and that I can’t wait for a cool day, you can go ahead and refer me to this very post of mine.

In the meantime, screw you, PG.


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What Bobby said this week …

While talking about the new Fifth Forbes Corridor, our mayor Bobby said:

“We’re certainly creating the atmosphere that the wow should want to come.”

The next time someone presents a concept to me at work, I’m going to say, “You know what. There’s no wow here. I don’t feel any wow. But you’re certainly creating a project that the wow should want to come.”


Awesome.


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Make a right at the whoa sign.

This is a Fox News picture of the FBI working in a town in Michigan where they are busy trying to find the remains of Jimmy Hoffa, rumored to be buried in a field there.


How awesome is that sign?

I say we change all of the stop signs in the city to “WHOA” signs. Gives a quaint hometown feeling.

Then when we’re giving direction we can be all, “Well, you want to make a left at this whoa sign here, then go through the next two whoa signs until you get to the mall. If you hit the whoa sign by the McDonald’s, you’ve gone too far. When you get to the giddyup light, make a left and you’re there!”


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