That's Church

My random thoughts as I fought with the traffic this a.m. on the Parkway East:

1. If you want whitening gum to actually whiten your teeth, do you need to chew it like a chipmunk so that you whiten the teeth that actually show when you smile? No one looks hot chomping on gum using their front teeth.
2. The New Kids on the Block fairly rocked in the day. Hey! What? That’s what I burn music for — Downloading music that brings back memories. In my defense I also have some Erasure on that CD. (She also has some Debbie Gibson on that CD). Hey! Who said that?
3. You have too much money if you decide to spend $20,000 to “adopt” one of the animals on the new Schenley Plaza Carousel. Use it to pay for some poor kid’s college education or something.
4. I’m concerned that those that know Wendy Bell are commenting that she is a back-stabbing, ladder climbing, bitch of the highest order. Can this be true?! Of course, now that an anti-baker poster has commented, we have learned the following from what may or may not be reliable sources:

• Wendy is a bitch.
• Wendy was well-liked until she stole Scott’s job and nobody at WTAE likes her.
• She’s a manipulator.
• Scott Baker is a douche bag and an arrogant prick.
• “Anti-Baker” says that Scott needs to quit cheating on his wife.

Wouldn’t it be something if “ditto anti-wendy” is Scott Baker and “anti-baker” is Wendy Bell? Awesome!