Zzzzzzz … huh?

Lord almighty, there is just not much to snark about these days here in the Burgh, no? Benny is recovering, his crazy fan has left her vigil, the arts festival and its awesome Greek food (if you didn’t try the grape leaves and spinach pies, you suck.) are gone, the Pirates suck again, and just this morning a half-asleep pigeon meandered up to me and said, “Shit, PittGirl, this city is boring me today. I need some excitement in my life. Stand still so I can poke your eyeball out.”

As you can see, I’ve come to accept the fact that the pigeons are talking now.

But here’s something interesting: pictures of real Burghers … naked!

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Behold the Pittsburgh Nude Project. Want to guarantee publicity for your project or business or what have you? Put the word “nude” right smack in the title: Pinnacle Nude Consulting would be a kickass title for your new business. “The 10 o’clock Nude News” would pretty much catapult the UPN news to the top of the ratings.

Enjoy and in case you’re stupid or something, clicking on a link that says “pictures of real Burghers … naked” will take you to a not safe for work (NSFW) site. Don’t come crying to me when your boss walks in on you looking at Burgh boobies.


  1. Awesome Comet
    June 21, 2006 2:21 pm

    I think the folks at X Fitness in Shadyside invited their members to pose like this for the opportunity be in one of their traffic-endangering advertisements. Either that, or the picture you posted reminds me of the X Fitness ads, and I’m making the rest up.

  2. pittgirl
    June 21, 2006 2:27 pm

    When I look at that photo, I don’t see a single muscle.

  3. Awesome Comet
    June 21, 2006 4:58 pm

    What, that is clearly a deltoid, at least on the left. And those vertically oriented flesh ripples are clearly indicitave of development in the trapezius – rhomboid – erector spinae department. And … its in b/w with stark lighting, okay? The only thing disqualifying it from being an XFit ad is the lack of a black dude hanging from her neck.

  4. Lino Gunn
    June 21, 2006 10:06 pm

    After viewing all the photos I think I saw one muscle ,maybe two.

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