Sally Wiggin! What in the name of Myron Cope are you wearing lately?!
Did your clothes washer break, forcing you to dig out your fashions from the late 80’s/early 90’s?
Would even Britney Spears be caught dead in a powder blue/gray animal print or pink pleather paired with a red shirt?
Are you wearing leg warmers under that desk too?
When you go home at night, do you put on a torn off the shoulder sweatshirt and then proceed to take your bra off without removing said sweatshirt?
Look at the new weather girl (yeah, that’s what I call ’em) Erin, rocking the conservative gray. Sally, I’m not saying you should NEVER pull your pink pleather or blue animal print from your closet … wait. Yes I am. Burn those clothes, honey.