That's Church

Yesterday, our Pirates were swept by the shittiest team in baseball … the Kansas City Royals, by a score of 15-7.

Yes, your powerful deduction skills are right. That makes the Pirates … the shittiest team in baseball.

And how much does PG writer Dejan Kovacevic rock for this line:

It was not so much that the Pirates came up empty against a fellow bottom-feeder but, rather, the hide-the-women-and-children manner in which it happened.

Awesome.