That's Church

A little birdie (hopefully not a pigeon) named Comet, emailed me to tell me that a little birdie from a local radio station told him that Burgh-native Jeff Goldblum threw out the first pitch at a baseball game recently and then during an interview at that event went on to bash the Pirates and/or their management for their miserable playing and that the fans shouldn’t take it anymore.

This sounds almost exactly like what Michael Keaton did.

That’s all I got.  I can’t find a single thing on it anywhere on the web.

Why am I telling you this? So that if it turns out to be true, I will have been the first to post it and will thereby become exceedingly rich and famous and David Conrad will want to be my friend.

If it isn’t true … blame Comet.