The winner has been announced in the official PA Bumper Sticker contest (remember we talked about this?) and of course the “winner” is a bumper sticker that no one outside of PA is going to get and only about 1/3 of the people INSIDE of PA are going to get: I BREAK FOR SHOO FLY PIE
You sure can pick ’em! The new Pennsylvania bumper sticker is truly a thing of beauty. Thanks are due to everyone who participated. We’ll soon be seeing this winning bumper sticker on the backs of cars all over the Commonwealth.
The point of said sticker by the way, it to encourage folks to take road trips to PA. What I think it will do instead is send lots and lots of people to their computers to Google “Shoo Fly Pie.”
I can’t believe my suggestion “If you can read this, you haven’t yet hit the pothole the size of Rhode Island that is coming up right about … BAM! HAHA! You loser.” didn’t win. My shot at fame and fortune … gone.
I also can’t believe that VisitPA thinks that this sticker is going to appear on “the backs of cars all over the Commonwealth.” The only way this sticker is going to appear on the backs of cars all over the Commonwealth is if by doing so, we are entered into a contest to win free gasoline for life AND a date with Sonni Abatta or David Conrad (you pick) AND access to a potent but illegal spray that kills nearby pigeons with one little whiff. THEN maybe you’ll see that sticker on my car.