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I don’t follow any baseball other than our dismal Pirates.

So I figured I really didn’t care about this year’s All Star Game festivities, until …

DEAN CAIN IS IN TOWN?!?

I realize Dean Cain is a technical has been, but he is a hot frickin’ technical has been! And boy did I love me some Dean Cain while I was in college! I missed Superman playing softball and now I’m pissed.

I mean, just look at that smile.

And all the ladies (and some of the guys) say [sighhhhh].

I also missed this:

Rob Reiner got OLD. Shit. I didn’t even recognize him until I saw the caption. Time is a bastard, and I’m still working on kicking its ass.

Finally, this just in: Franco Harris is the most awkward softball player ever.

Eye on the ball, Franco. Eye. On the ball.