Ben? Looks different!

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I would never have guessed it was him. Eyes look different, nose looks different, cheeks look different. WOW!

Update:

Okay, now this photo from the ESPYs, he looks better, and only slightly different.

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I’d like to say that Ben’s brush with death seems to have taken him from frumpy to almost hot. Look at how stylish he looks, rocking the open collar.  And have I not been saying FOREVER that he needs to cut that hair of his and lose some weight. He’s giving PittGirl, dare I say it … a bit of a tingle.  I’m not cool with that shit.

And Joey Porter? I realize you are trying to be cool and all, but are you aware that you basically look like you are Ben’s security guard? Lose the glasses.