1. I don’t care how sexy you look in your cute little slinky black dress, blonde hair, and black pumps. When you get on the elevator with a cloud of cigarette smoke stench surrounding you, and begin to hack like you have emphysema … sucks the sexy right out of you. The guys on the elevator think so too.
2. It is taking all of my willpower not to bring a ladder to work tomorrow so that I can steal a couple of the gorgeous flower baskets hanging from the light posts all over the streets of downtown. Just beautiful. I want three.
3. There is a rumor that David Conrad was spotted at the All Star Game. Did you go? Did you see him? If you saw him, did you throw him to the ground and try to make out with him? Did he mention PittGirl?