Ozzfest! Boobs!

The Ozzfest is in town, and if you aren’t reading the OzzBlog over at the PG, boy are you missing out. Tim McNulty is taking in all the action and giving us awesome nuggets like this: Rachelle Melynsky, 18, told me to look closer at her paint job and pointed at a barely-noticable, painted-over square. [...]

Missing the target?

KDKA has some video of Ben throwing a football publicly for the first time since The Accident Sans Helmet. Look how badly he misfires to the lead singer of the Poverty Neck Hillbillies. I mean, he’s 15 feet away. Shouldn’t Ben pretty much be able to burn the football stiches into that guy’s chest cavity? [...]

US Airways trumps CBS

So I bet you thought CBS placing stamped ads on egg shells was … I guess the word would be absurd. If stamping ads on eggshells is absurd, what the hell do you call US Airways’ idea to put ads on barf bags?! WTF? I don’t know about you, but I don’t TOUCH a barf [...]