KDKA has some video of Ben throwing a football publicly for the first time since The Accident Sans Helmet.
Look how badly he misfires to the lead singer of the Poverty Neck Hillbillies. I mean, he’s 15 feet away. Shouldn’t Ben pretty much be able to burn the football stiches into that guy’s chest cavity?
Annnnnnnnd, nevermind. KDKA changed the video to one that also shows Ben throwing some massive passes and totally nailing them. We’re saved! The season is not lost. Ben is okay.
While we’re here though, can I say that the lead singer of the Poverty Neck Hillbillies Chris Abbondanza is HOT.
Yummy, yummy cowboy. We’ve got a new Smoking Hot Burgher!