Ozzfest! Boobs!

The Ozzfest is in town, and if you aren’t reading the OzzBlog over at the PG, boy are you missing out. Tim McNulty is taking in all the action and giving us awesome nuggets like this:

Rachelle Melynsky, 18, told me to look closer at her paint job and pointed at a barely-noticable, painted-over square. “As long we’ve got tape on our nipples, we’re good to go,” the Las Vegas resident said. “Once the tape goes off, it’s against the law.”

And THAT my readers, is what makes America great.

How up close and personal do you think Tim got with that 18-year-old Vegas boob in order to ascertain that there was indeed tape over the nipple? And let’s be honest here. Matt Freed, the PG photog, has probably 330 outake NSFW shots of those girls on his camera.

Now that you are just dying to know the context of that nipple quote from an 18-year-old Vegas hottie, here’s the link. Scroll to the 1:45 p.m. posting. Hell, read the whole blog. I did, and I’ve got a headache like you cannot believe.

“Are you sick [metal fans] ready for some death metal? Are you ready to [metalishly] mosh?,” screams the lead singer for The Red Chord, after hitting the stage at 11:25. “I want to see a mosh pit over here and over on the other side … KILL EACH OTHER!”





6 Comments

  1. PittDude
    July 19, 2006 6:23 pm

    “This is gonna be a walk in the park, as long as we get to see Ozzy,” Doug Fenton said. He and his buddy, Victor Bukky, came from Cleveland to see the show, renting a limo and hitting the road at 6 a.m.

    Something tells me THAT limo driver earned his money…



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    July 21, 2006 12:43 pm

    “Atreyu performs on the second stage at Ozzfest this afternoon.”

    Isn’t that a name from The Neverending Story?



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