When the mass prayers of shitloads of Burghers went up asking for relief from 96 degree temps, they in no way meant for you to completely shift gears and give us a shittastic rainy 77 degree Saturday … and if any of them DID in fact mean that, please let me know who they are because I’ve got several flaming bags of poo that have no doorsteps on which to rest.
Weather Gods, are you not aware that Saturday is the Lord’s Day of Have Fun, Get out of the House, Enjoy the World, For you do not Have to Work Tomorrow? It is sacred and you’re blowing it for us.
Cut this shit out and give us a nice day of weekend weather. See Monday’s weather of sunny and 83? Can you give us a weekend like that? Not Monday, otherwise known as the Lord’s Day of Damnation For It is the First Day of the Work Week.
77? Bite me, Weather Gods. Bite. Me.