Dear Weather Gods,


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When the mass prayers of shitloads of Burghers went up asking for relief from 96 degree temps, they in no way meant for you to completely shift gears and give us a shittastic rainy 77 degree Saturday … and if any of them DID in fact mean that, please let me know who they are because I’ve got several flaming bags of poo that have no doorsteps on which to rest.

Weather Gods, are you not aware that Saturday is the Lord’s Day of Have Fun, Get out of the House, Enjoy the World, For you do not Have to Work Tomorrow? It is sacred and you’re blowing it for us.

Cut this shit out and give us a nice day of weekend weather. See Monday’s weather of sunny and 83? Can you give us a weekend like that? Not Monday, otherwise known as the Lord’s Day of Damnation For It is the First Day of the Work Week.
77? Bite me, Weather Gods. Bite. Me.



  1. paperback writer
    July 20, 2006 4:36 pm

    Word, Pittgirl, Word.

  2. sheel
    July 20, 2006 4:49 pm

    totally ruins the party I’m having at the West End Overlook on Saturday… I just paid the city $345 to rent the place out, and now this? Shit shit shit.

    You might love this article – I did.

  3. Heidi
    July 21, 2006 4:39 pm

    I’d be happy if the weather gods just cut back on the humidity, nothing makes you feel more shittastic (great word btw)! Unless of course you fancy sticking to every chair you sit on.

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