Fake crying? Think dead puppies.

You have to know the story by now right?

Rich doctor is shot to death by a man on the Ohio turnpike after his wife who is driving pulls off the road. She is not harmed and the shooter drives away in a van.
Rich doctor’s wife’s lover whom she met in rehab is charged with murdering him, while cell phone records show he was in contact with rich doctor’s wife the whole day.

Lover decides to plead guilty and also implicate rich doctor’s wife in the plot to kill the rich doctor.

Ah ha! Come on, we all knew all along she had some role in his murder. Please, peeps, watch this video, drag the little bar to near the end of the video where rich doctor’s wife is shown weeping into a hanky and tell me that isn’t the worst acting job you’ve seen since Showgirls.

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Dang, Mrs. Moonda.  If you’re going to pretend to cry, at least think of dead puppies or something so you can generate some tears too.  Oh, wait.  You had your husband killed.  I bet dead puppies don’t even move you.

Karma is a boomerang.  Which incidentally is why I didn’t kick any pigeons this morning with my pointy heels.


  1. bigslacker
    July 24, 2006 10:53 am

    even Hines Ward was more convincing when he thought the Bus would never win the Super Bowl…maybe Donna should’ve tried to tap in on that kinda sadness.

  2. parakeethome
    July 24, 2006 2:34 pm

    Does Ohio have the death penalty? I hope so when she is found guilty! Since the lover only got 17 years maybe someone will take care of him in the big house, if you know what I mean – you know, maybe he can be somebody’s bitch.