1. It looks like we’ll have more oddly attractive men swarming the city to “drop it in your pocket” (still … huh?) as it appears the 2008 Bass Majors will be held on our rivers as the fishermen try to snag some of our puny, infested fish.
2. The Steelers Celebration with Bon Jovi yesterday looked to be pretty cool; however, apparently in the middle, Al Gore showed up on the JumboTron to give an environmental message. WTF?!?! No matter what my opinion may be on global warming, don’t show up in my face to talk to me about it in the middle of a Steelers celebration and don’t show up to talk to me about it on a weekend in July when the high temps reached a boiling 74 degrees. Thanks.
I’ll let you figure out which one I’m talking about (link).
4. From Sergio Garcia at the British Open (How awesome was Tiger? Sniff.) after a shittastic performance where his best friend and constant companion was the three-putt bogey:
Today, I had so many good putts. I can’t even count how many good putts I hit that didn’t want to go in.
From Jim Tracy after losing to the Marlins last night:
“We played a good ball game and did some pretty good things.”
I don’t know how many times we can cover this but let’s do it again: good putts go IN the hole, the ball doesn’t “want” to do anything because the ball is a BALL and only does what you make it do, and good ball games are those which we actually win. When did every loser in sports get so stupid?
5. These? Rock.