Oh, how rich is this?
On Friday of last week, the Steelers organization posted a Q & A with Santonio Holmes and please get a load of this question:
Ben Lewis from Tallahassee, FL: You seem to be very mature for your age. How did you develop that maturity and was it from your mother growing up?
I know! Shut up, stop laughing, it gets better!
Santonio Holmes: I really don’t know how I developed the maturity level that I have. It’s hard growing up without a father.
Now, I am in no way mocking the life of a child growing up without a father … I am mocking a man who was arrested for public drunkeness and again for “allegedly” choking his baby’s mama, calling himself mature.
If I had to rank Santonio Holmes’ current maturity level it would go something like this:
- Very mature: Bert
- Pretty mature: Big Bird
- Mature: Elmo
- Immature: Ernie
- Are you freaking kidding me?!?!?: Santonio Holmes