Burghers without dressing

Awesome reader Leila gave me the heads up on what promises to overtake the PG as the most visited website in Pittsburgh … pittsburghpublicnudity.com (currently, a totally safe for work link)!

They are looking specifically for the following:

Share your photos, of you outdoors in the nude, in the Pittsburgh area!

The problem is, and I say this with a lot of love, that Pittsburgh is not exactly the most physically fit, attractive city in the world, and on top of that, unattractive, out of shape Burghers are usually those same Burghers that fancy themselves attractive and physically fit and are most likely to pose nude in public.

So the next time you see some overweight, big-haired, frosted blonde, mother of 12 taking her tank top and spandex off on the Mt. Washington overlook or flashing her boobs on the Thunderbolt, you’ll know what she’s up to …
No good. No good at all.


  1. ethan
    July 27, 2006 9:13 am

    I agree, just another sad pay-per-view sexploitation site. On the bright side, though, it’s been somewhat difficult to find talent in this region as an accomplished photographer (of black & white artistic nudes) and I can’t imagine it will be as economically successful for the website owners as, say, a similar request in new york or D.C. where most of the talent with whom I work resides.

    So yinz kiddies keep yer babushkas on’n’at! We don’t need to see yer sloppy sousside nudie pichers scarin’ alla the grammas daun’ere

  2. pittgirl
    July 27, 2006 9:16 am

    Hah! Now THAT made me laugh.

  3. Scott
    July 27, 2006 10:25 am

    I personally get my fill of this by my annual trip to Kennywood, where I’m treated to the seminudity of overweight Burghers letting far too much hang out. I can gaze upon a year’s worth of expanded tattoos in a single day.

    Perhaps my company will block that site soon.

  4. Judge Rufus Peckham
    July 27, 2006 11:53 am

    When they finally put pictures of naked Pittsburghers on the website, I’ll be sure not to look — as much as I take pleasure in gazing upon untreated buffalo hide.

  5. Lino Gunn
    July 27, 2006 7:07 pm

    Wait…..wait, not so fast. What about Matt-Sonni-David-Wendy-Carrie Underwood, Dean Cain, just to list a few, sure they’re not all ‘Burghers but, I’m just sayin.

  6. Lino Gunn
    July 27, 2006 7:08 pm

    Oh yeah I forgot, PG and Julie so it ain’t all bad, I think I’d risk one eye.

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