… to purchase ALL the Rolling Rock she can find prior to the weekend and stash it in her house and hopefully make it last for say … a lifetime?
Then when I have company over or something, I can make a determination if that person is “33-worthy” … a la Elaine and “Sponge-worthy.”
Hmmm. Must go ponder on that. How long does bottled beer last in storage before it tastes like shit? Because if it is going to taste like shit, I might as well just buy the shit they’ll be bottling in Jersey. Ugh.