Training camp kicked off in Latrobe yesterday. Let’s check in, shall we?
Troy Polamalu: Still hot.
Benny: Again with “The Thumb”. Can someone please explain to me how this man happens to recover so quickly from slamming head first into glass and concrete, yet his thumb is more delicate than an eggshell? Geez, Benny.
Bill Cowher: Looking like he’d just like to know how he can get to the Shuffleboard deck. If that outfit doesn’t scream “I’D REALLY LIKE TO RETIRE SOON!” I don’t know what does.
Asshat Holmes:Keeping it real and showing us how mature he is.
Hines Ward: Still being his awesome, smiley self.