Best headline of the week.

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What is there to say? Nothing. Because nothing is funnier than that headline.


  1. blee
    August 2, 2006 2:50 pm

    That’s because most people don’t know what a real serving size is. Basically, the size of your fist is all the food needed to make one serving size.

    Go to Lucca in Oakland to see what a real serving size is.

    Admittedly the last time I ate there I went to Aiello’s pizza right afterwards.. but hey.. I’m trying to GAIN weight…

  2. Woy
    August 2, 2006 3:18 pm

    Philly is huge. H-U-G-E.

    I think the whole city sweats lard.

  3. pittgirl
    August 2, 2006 3:30 pm

    Ewww. Gross.

  4. Hales
    August 2, 2006 5:02 pm

    I guess everyone seems to have their own definitions of “healthy” and “vigorous” these days…

    My favorite thing is having people say that they’re on diets and then watching them smother their once-healthy salad with cheese, bacon bits, croutons, ranch dressing, etc.

  5. Barrister Jubril
    August 2, 2006 8:09 pm

    Yeah, they eat healthy like I write good.

  6. Matt
    August 2, 2006 8:50 pm

    This just in… %75 of obese people lie.

  7. coach99
    August 2, 2006 9:19 pm

    More people die jogging than fall over with their face into a plate of spagetti.

  8. pittgirl
    August 3, 2006 9:42 am

    Okay, coach. THAT was funnier than the headline.