A “mysterious odor” forced evacuations in Wilmerding last night, but alas, there was no cause found for the foul smell.
Question. Has anyone considered the possibility that that “mysterious odor” is simply the putrid stench of nasty body odor resulting from the intense heat?
Seriously. This city is rank with some foul smelling shit. Yesterday I attended a function and spoke to two men that I’ve spoken to many times before with no ill wind blowing from their general direction. However on this particular day, they were sweating so badly in their suits that they reeked in a way that was so horrific that I honestly couldn’t tell if it was body odor or incredibly bad breath. I actually had to take a few steps back from them and I totally didn’t care if they knew why I did it. It was vomitous. I’m ready to start walking around with a can of Oust and taking the liberty of spraying any foul smelling Burgher that nears me, then handing them a T-shirt that reads “I was Ousted by PittGirl”.
So maybe all those people in Wilmerding that are sleeping with their windows open while they lie there and produce beads of poisonous smelling liquid from their pores, are actually stinking up their city. It’s totally plausible.