Bill Cowher loses his shit.

Apparently Bill Cowher had a moment of temporary insanity yesterday in Latrobe, as practice wasn’t going as well as he’d like:

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Yikes! Angrier than he’s been in a long time, he went berzerk and started smacking around the players, going so far as to cause one of them to go permanently cross-eyed.

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Damn, that must have been some hit.

Cowher didn’t stop there. He eventually got tired of the backtalk from his egotistical, can’t get arrested fast enough players and decided it was time to shut their asses up.

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When Joey “The Mouth” Porter refused the “shut the hell up order,” Cowher did what any insane coach would do and simply put the the trash talker out for trash.

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Yeah, that looks right.

It was finally revealed what REALLY got Cowher so riled up was the fact that his star quarterback, who had seemingly recovered well from his head injuries, was now showing signs that perhaps those injuries did actually do some damage and he was now a few ground up chicken brains short of a McNugget.

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Don’t worry Bill. This time next year, you’ll be retired and enjoying your new home in North Carolina, leaving all of this insanity to be dealt with by Whisenhunt … the poor bastard.


  1. Julie_Gong
    August 8, 2006 2:59 pm

    I’m confused about the neon green thing on his helmet and is that a head floating around behind him?

  2. pittgirl
    August 8, 2006 3:12 pm

    The neon green thing is extremely confusing, as is Ben’s explanation for it:

    “I put it on to keep Chris Hoke away from me,” Roethlisberger said. “So far, so good. I’m not fearful. It’s more of a goofy thing. Plus, I completed all of my passes this morning and this afternoon so we’re going to keep it going. I’m superstitious.”

    So if you’re superstitious because wearing an ugly green cap over your helmet has made you lucky, then by natural extension, your hideous bad luck of riding a motorcycle without a helmet should dictate that you wear a helmet from now on.

    It only makes sense.

  3. Awesome Comet
    August 8, 2006 5:08 pm

    Speaking of headware. Cowher’s hat: me wants it the precious!

  4. Jackie
    August 8, 2006 5:39 pm

    If Ben needs a green thing over his helmet to think he’s doing a good job then so be it!
    It’s better then the beard!