Tiger Woods or Howdy Doody? Only God knows.

Oh, my God, people. Just because you slap some random head on a Steelers doll body and put a Roethlisberger jersey on said body, does not make said random head plus doll body equal the likeness of Ben Roethlisberger.

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That is more like the likeness of Beelzebub himself.

Hair color? Wrong. Face? Not even a little close to Benny either pre or post accident.

This is the same reason I get confused when I meet people that collect bobblehead dolls, because they NEVER look anything like the real person.

Cases in point. Betcha can’t tell who these folks are:

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Give up?

1. That’s Ben Roethlisberger! Wait. What I mean to say is, “THAT’S Ben Roethlisberger?!!?!?!”

2. Brett Favre.

3.  Might be a little easier.  That’s Myron Cope.

4.  Hines Ward!  WTF is right.

5.  Easier to figure out ONLY because the hat gives it away.  Tiger Woods doing his best impression of Howdy Doody.

Now grade yourself:

0 right:  You are a freakishly normal human being and you can have a beer with PittGirl someday.

1-2 right: Lucky, lucky you.  You got Myron Cope and/or Tiger Woods, didn’t you?

3-5 right: LIAR!!!!!


  1. Matt
    August 9, 2006 10:47 am

    Bobbleheads are dumb.

  2. Matt
    August 9, 2006 10:48 am

    How about here at my work we had an employee who went to the game where the Succos gave out a Sean Casey bobblehead…he comes to work after Casey was traded to the Detroit Tigers and tried to peddle it to all the workers for $180…looked on E-bay and you can’t even give them away…

  3. Steve
    August 9, 2006 11:57 am

    1. Barack Obama
    2. Fred Astaire on the Year without a Santa Claus?
    3-5 not bad but I agree bobbleheads are stupid.

    Bring back the plastic bobbleheads from the 1970 era where everyone looked the same only the numbers changed.

  4. Jo Janoski
    August 9, 2006 1:47 pm

    I got one right! Hines Ward…that’s because his face there looks like _sunshine_.

  5. Jonathan Potts
    August 11, 2006 12:52 pm

    Any fans of “The Office”? How about the Dwight bobblehead doll?

  6. Patrick Piscitelli
    September 15, 2006 10:40 am

    The 1st picture of teh Guy holding a doll which is supposed to be Roethlisberger looks like Neil O’Dummel