Oh, my God, people. Just because you slap some random head on a Steelers doll body and put a Roethlisberger jersey on said body, does not make said random head plus doll body equal the likeness of Ben Roethlisberger.
That is more like the likeness of Beelzebub himself.
Hair color? Wrong. Face? Not even a little close to Benny either pre or post accident.
This is the same reason I get confused when I meet people that collect bobblehead dolls, because they NEVER look anything like the real person.
Cases in point. Betcha can’t tell who these folks are:
1. That’s Ben Roethlisberger! Wait. What I mean to say is, “THAT’S Ben Roethlisberger?!!?!?!”
2. Brett Favre.
3. Might be a little easier. That’s Myron Cope.
4. Hines Ward! WTF is right.
5. Easier to figure out ONLY because the hat gives it away. Tiger Woods doing his best impression of Howdy Doody.
Now grade yourself:
0 right: You are a freakishly normal human being and you can have a beer with PittGirl someday.
1-2 right: Lucky, lucky you. You got Myron Cope and/or Tiger Woods, didn’t you?
3-5 right: LIAR!!!!!