I was in a Romero film. Oh yeah? Well, I can store snack foods in my torso!

Reader Sloan sent me a link to a site he was sure I would have found by now, but alas, my powers of sniffing out all things Burghy certainly missed this one, Register Pittsburgh.

Basically, it is an online hot body/model contest in which the winner of each city gets to compete online at the national level. All very virtual.

And could you please get a load of these Burgh hotties?! And by “hotties” I mean, excuse me while I go blow some chunks.  All linked photos are safe for work except the one marked.
First the guys:

The good:

1. Hello! These two dudes are pretty decent and look so much better in the shots with their clothes on I think. Plus, you know, one of them was an extra in a Romero film, therefore: celebrity!

The bad and fugly:

1. The eyebrows and hairline and just about everything about this dude kind of makes me want my mommy. Scary freak!

2. I’d like to know how an unattractive dude can take two cameraphone shots of himself and be currently third in votes.

3. I’m going to vote for this guy, because there is nothing sexier than a concave torso. If anything it’s a place to hold your popcorn.

4. Obviously the world’s current leading expert in the eye-fuck (OMG, PittGirl said the F word again!).

5. Git ‘er done!

The Ladies! Surprisingly a MUCH better crop than the guys:

The good:

They’re all passable for the most part … not awesome or anything; however, I’m straight and I would totally have a girl crush on her. Rocking body and adorable face.

The bad and fugly:

1. Um … come on guys, the only reason she’s currently ranked number one is because she’s the only one showing both tits and ass. Her face? Fug. (NSFW)
2. Not bad, but I’m overcome with the incredible urge to hold her down and show her what tweezers are for. Ew.


  1. AwsCom
    August 10, 2006 1:19 pm

    Under “work availability and skills”, the models check off the kinds of work of which they are willing to partake: e.g. swimwear, glamour, promotional. There is also a category called “implied”. Anybody have any insight?

    Are these the girls who stand around outside of Diesel looking dumb and bored?

  2. Matt
    August 10, 2006 2:42 pm

    I am good friends with the girl in 4th place and she tells me that the girl in 1st place has found a way to manipulate the vote and is cheating…no guy I know would vote for the girl currently in #1.

  3. blee
    August 10, 2006 3:25 pm

    I think the site says the voting is based on IP and you can vote once a day from the same IP.

    It would be very easy to write a script to exploit this.

    Heck all you have to do is cycle your dsl/cable modem to get a new IP and you can keep voting on the same day

  4. ethan
    August 10, 2006 5:39 pm

    implied = implied nudity. all yer goodies are covered up, giving the appearance that you are nude.

  5. Lino Gunn
    August 10, 2006 8:31 pm

    I was attempting to peruse all of the “contestants”, but my head started to hurt after this; #5 “Ty” “well i am new stantons most eligable (sp ?) bachlor (sp ?)”. Did PenDOT move New Stanton into Pgh? Did I miss something? This boy belongs in Fayettenam.

  6. Barrister Jubril
    August 10, 2006 10:12 pm

    I am so voting for Ed S.

  7. Z
    August 11, 2006 6:55 am

    That one dude, the scary one? Is that, like, a painted on HAIRLINE?

    Freaky man.