That hot little cutie Mena Suvari and that annoying little bitchy chick Sienna Miller who dresses like a nutcracker, will be in the Burgh next month to shoot the Mysteries of Pittsburgh.
I couldn’t care less about Sienna Miller. In fact, if I ran smack into her on the streets of downtown, I would have no idea who she is.
However, if I ran smack into Mena Suvari on the streets of downtown, I would pretty much throw my sweater over pigeon poop for her. Rocks, she does.
So to recap:
If you see this in the Burgh:
You worship her.
If you see this:
That’s Sienna Miller. Give her a dollar for a sandwich or something.