We may be drunk, but we’re not angry drunks!

All that drinking has totally mellowed out the Burgh.

We are the 90th angry city in the country out of 100 cities.

Cleveland is 32, because, you know, it still sucks and it is pissed about it.

Orlando and St. Petersburg, Florida are ranked number 1 and 2 respectively.  Most likely because of all those pissed off people who are getting tired of the old people driving 25 miles an hour in the left hand lane while blinking their incessant left hand turn signal and that just pisses off the old people because they get so angry at those whippersnappers that honk their horns and flash their birdies at them.  Man, I’d lose my shit too.

Ranked less angry than Pittsburgh are El Paso and Corpus Christi, Texas, because, you know, it takes a lot to piss off a Mexican.





3 Comments

  1. "O"
    August 24, 2006 6:57 pm

    We may be drunk, but we’re not angry drunks!

    Speak for yourself, missy!



  2. Lino Gunn
    August 24, 2006 11:58 pm

    “Party hard, drink hard”



  3. jackie
    August 25, 2006 12:07 pm

    Well our team just won the super bowl. I’m sure that had something to do with it!