Holy Shit! That’s a lot of suckitude.

Yesterday I posted about the fact that Ritchie Scaife had all charged dismissed against her in relation to her attacking three of Mr. Scaife’s employees in an effort to dognap her dog from them.

Lordy, lordy.  I didn’t realize how ludicrous this really was.

Please meet one  District Judge Cathleen Cawood Bubash who had this to say about the fact that Ms. Scaife went bonkers in her high heels, peeled her car up to the curb, ran to the employees, smacked them, punched them, kicked them, etc.

District Judge Cathleen Cawood Bubash on Wednesday ruled there was no proof of criminal intent on Mrs. Scaife’s behalf. She dismissed the assault as well as the trespassing charges.

“They should’ve given her the dog,” Judge Bubash said before making her ruling.

This is nonsense. I’m not going to participate in this. This is absolute, total nonsense. The case is dismissed. And the other case is dismissed, too.”

Burghers?  Bile!  Bile rising in my throat.  NONSENSE?

Dearest District Judge Cathleen Cawood Bubash:

I hate your name.  Also?  What the hell kind of precedence are you setting by calling an absolutely legitimate assault charge “nonsense”?  Nonsense is filing harassment charges against a 14 year old boy for meowing at his neighbor.  That’s not what the courts are for.  The courts are for this exact thing.  When the rich and powerful lose their shit in their $3,000 shoes and start attacking their employees.

Also?  THEY SHOULD HAVE GIVEN HER THE DOG?  So that means if I see something I want, say the snazzy new Chocolate from Verizon, I simply need to go bonkers and the owner should just give it to me?  WTF?

You suck, Judge.  And you are the next Annoying Burgher!  Congrats.  Your crown is in the mail, and by crown, I mean kiss my ass.



  1. Anonymous
    August 25, 2006 8:46 am

    Seriously, this judge should be removed from office, and her immediate resignation should be called for.

    Link to this City Paper article from 2004 by Marty Levine for more insight — http://www.pittsburghcitypaper.ws/prev/archives/newsarch/feature/nz03/nz041603.html

    Here is her contact information.

    Pittsburgh Wards 21, 22, 23, 24 & 25
    Magisterial District 05-2-40
    Honorable Cathleen Cawood Bubash
    412 East Ohio Street
    Pittsburgh, PA 15212
    Telephone 412.321.0788

  2. Z
    August 25, 2006 10:02 am

    Of course, I think if I ever had the taint of being married to Richard Scaife, I very well may do a Tawby-Kitaen with my high heels on him or his staff as well!

  3. Z
    August 25, 2006 10:02 am

    uh…I meant TAWNY…yeah…that’s the ticket…TAWNY KITAEN…

  4. latchkey
    August 25, 2006 10:06 am

    Nothing will be done to this rich bitch and we all know it. It is the same old story. These people have more money than brains.

  5. John Lacny
    August 25, 2006 12:52 pm

    I’m withholding judgment on this one, because it very well might be a nonsense charge — orchestrated by Richard Mellon Scaife himself. He is definitely the kind of guy who is not above using the courts and his toy newspaper to settle personal vendettas. So I wouldn’t say off the bat that Ritchie is at fault here.

    Either way, though, it’s pretty amusing.

  6. Lino Gunn
    August 25, 2006 11:36 pm

    The “judge” is an asshat (God I love that, thank you again) The dog,if you recall is/was part of the property contested in the divorce. A hint, judge read the case file.

  7. Z
    August 28, 2006 1:02 pm

    I am with John especially since we all KNOW that Scaife is one crazy mother in his own perverted little way…