Back it up!

Beyonce has got nothing on the smooth moves and awesome dancing of the ladies of the Burgh, as evidenced by the PG’s Weekend Mag article on the hottest dance clubs in the Burgh.

The cover photo:

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Haven’t seen dancing as awkward as that since Dan Onorato tried to jam to “Here We Go.”

And an awesome inside photo:

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Apparently, these would be the Burgh’s own PussyCat dolls, who before going out that evening said: “Hey, awesome idea! Let’s all dress alike and then back our asses into each other all night. That is so hot. Guys love that shit.”

Tell me, as I generally don’t do the dance clubs these days, do ALL Burgh girls dress this shittastic when they go to the clubs or did the PG cameraman just have his viewfinder set to “cheap hooker”?


  1. Zsa
    August 31, 2006 11:49 am

    At Diesel, yeah.

    Even though I often have fun out dancing, that whole article was so pretentious it makes me want to just get a fifth of Jack and sit in front of the TV watching Taxi Driver instead.

  2. ~mandakay
    August 31, 2006 11:56 am

    garter? perhaps a non-traditional bride?

  3. Mia
    August 31, 2006 12:38 pm

    Wow. I was starting to wonder why I don’t go dancing like I used to….now I remember. Thanks! Now I can save myself a headache.

  4. Shamrock7
    August 31, 2006 12:56 pm

    I dunno I think the blonde who looks really easy and drunk has got some good lookin’ legs. The young lady in the red as well.

  5. Lino Gunn
    August 31, 2006 2:31 pm

    I kinda like the magenta hair, that’s really unusual and attractive, natural looking too.

  6. Matt H
    August 31, 2006 2:57 pm

    they look good ;)

  7. sallypierre
    August 31, 2006 8:40 pm

    yikes. after seeing troy looking all glorious this is shocking.

    what’s with the purses? white strappy sandal girl has her grammas shoes on. horizontal striped boatneck shirt girl is looking odd all over.

  8. pittgirl
    August 31, 2006 9:53 pm

    OMG, I am so glad someone else noticed the Grandma shoes.

  9. Redhead
    September 4, 2006 12:44 pm

    I didn’t know the new “in thing” was to wear high heels with shorts. Now I know why I don’t hit the clubs.

  10. Julie_Gong
    September 5, 2006 3:13 pm

    I myself like the garter belt. Classy!

  11. Julie_Gong
    September 5, 2006 3:14 pm

    The one in the grandma shoes must be the honorary ‘fat friend’. That would explain why she isn’t being a hoe.

  12. Julie06
    September 11, 2006 3:58 pm

    The grandma shoes are a nice touch…. I personally loved them on my own 75 year old grandma.