Because preseason is more important that the birth of my baby!

You’ve really got to read this article to the very very very end in order to truly appreciate the creature that is the Obsessed Steelers Fan.

Neighbors driving a pregnant Upper St. Clair woman to the hospital helped deliver a baby girl on the Parkway West last night.

You think that would be the end of this little human interest story right? Oh, nonono.

The last lines:

Mother and daughter were then taken to Magee Womens Hospital in Oakland. Dad was out watching the Steelers game at the time, police said.

But of COURSE!

Burghers? If I was pregnant and ready to deliver a baby at any moment and my husband insisted on attending (or simply watching at a bar as it seems this guy was doing) a preseason football game thereby forcing me to give birth on the Parkway in the presence of some neighbors giving them a real serious gander at my bajingo*, I would be REAL sure that when my water broke it did so on his autographed Franco Harris vintage jersey.

It’s PRESEASON for crying out loud.

*Scrubs reference. Look it up.

1 Comment

  1. Hazel Hazel
    September 5, 2006 2:41 pm

    I prefer the Dr. Bailey reference on Grey’s Anantomy: VaJayJay.