You’ve really got to read this article to the very very very end in order to truly appreciate the creature that is the Obsessed Steelers Fan.
Neighbors driving a pregnant Upper St. Clair woman to the hospital helped deliver a baby girl on the Parkway West last night.
You think that would be the end of this little human interest story right? Oh, nonono.
The last lines:
Mother and daughter were then taken to Magee Womens Hospital in Oakland. Dad was out watching the Steelers game at the time, police said.
But of COURSE!
Burghers? If I was pregnant and ready to deliver a baby at any moment and my husband insisted on attending (or simply watching at a bar as it seems this guy was doing) a preseason football game thereby forcing me to give birth on the Parkway in the presence of some neighbors giving them a real serious gander at my bajingo*, I would be REAL sure that when my water broke it did so on his autographed Franco Harris vintage jersey.
It’s PRESEASON for crying out loud.
*Scrubs reference. Look it up.