That's Church

A blind man and his guide dog enter my bus in mid conversation with another embarking passenger:

Blind man:  I miss everything.  I miss all the good stuff.  That dude that jumped from the 12th floor and landed on the sidewalk a few weeks back?  I didn’t get to see that.  I miss all the good stuff I tell you.

A bloody, gory, skerplat! death (that’s what I imagine a body sounds like landing on the sidewalk) —  Yeah, that’s the good stuff!