I was watching the new local Jerome Bettis Show (sucks) the other evening … well more like I was flipping through channels and an image of Santonio Holmes caught my eye.
I decided to stop flipping and see what the bad boy had to say in his attempts to win PittGirl over.
The gist of his response to questions about his arrests were this:
God was testing me. I’ve been reading my Bible lately and God was testing me.
Huh?! is right.
I may not be a scholar of the Bible who can quote it back and front, but I’m pretty sure there isn’t anything in there about “And the Lord will test thee by forcing thee to smack around your baby mama.”
No, I would say his smacking around his girlfriend and leaving marks on her would actually be Santonio testing God.
Santonio, I said PAINT CHURCHES if you want to win us over. I never said to play the God card in the manner in which you just so erroneously did, which was the equivalent of yelling GO FISH during Texas Hold’em.