Oh God. We’ve been pondering in several comments here on the Burgh Blog as to what Luke should take with him when he goes on David Letterman’s show.
There’s the usual: Ketchup, Iron City, Primantis, Steelers stuff, etc.
But Burghers, I fear for our wanted reputation as a young hip city if THIS is Luke’s idea of a cool gift:
“This really puts Pittsburgh on the cutting edge of technology,” said Pittsburgh Mayor Luke Ravenstahl at a noon roll-out of the system. “We have some WiFi Pittsburgh shirts that we’re going to take with us tomorrow to New York, to show that Pittsburgh has something that that great city, and Manhattan, does not.”
Please, please tell me these lame WiFi shirts are gifts for regular people and NOT a gift for Dave?
Luke, you need to take something VALUABLE, like autographed shit that Dave can auction to charity … not a lame ass “WiFi Pittsburgh” tshirt that I’m pretty sure even a homeless person when presented with a free one would go, “Dude. I’m not wearing that.”
While you’re at it, why not bring him an “I Break for Shoo Fly Pie” bumper sticker. I bet he doesn’t have one of those bad boys.