Why, Troy? WHY?

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While the fact that Ben may or may not play on Monday doesn’t stir up the usual drama for me anymore, THIS

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… totally does make me want to fling myself off the Rachel Carson Bridge.

If not so much for his momentum shifting play making, but also for the sweet sweet manic eye candy he brings to the game.

Who is worthy to replace Troy? Superman, that’s who.

Also? I bet the scientologists have something to do with this.





6 Comments

  1. Judge Rufus Peckham
    September 13, 2006 9:51 am

    Don’t be talking about that “eye candy” business again –you’ve already gotten him in enough trouble:
    http://carbolicsmokeblog.blogspot.com/2006/09/archbishop-threatens-steeler-with.html



  2. miXi
    September 13, 2006 10:06 am

    Noooooo! Not mad wonderful Troy, the man wildly overrepresented at my Steelers bar! Being in Chicago and all, I don’t even have a good bridge from which to throw myself.



  3. pittgirl
    September 13, 2006 10:06 am

    Hah! Doesn’t the church believe in using your talents? Because looking hot while shirtless is a pretty good talent, if you ask me.



  4. Judge Rufus Peckham
    September 13, 2006 10:11 am

    I only report the news, Pittgirl.



  5. pittgirl
    September 13, 2006 10:17 am

    MiXi, I think a highway overpass will do. :D



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