Please take a look at this item that is OFFICIALLY licensed by the NFL and can be bought here for $8 each.
Then please join me in pointing in the general direction of Cleveland and repeat after me:
Show your team spirit by swinging the original “Dirty Brown Towel” and restoring the old glory days of the Dog Pound. Imagine the energy from thousands of roaring fans swinging The Dirty Brown Towel as the Browns do battle on the gridiron. The Dirty Brown Towel will represent a high level of fan loyalty and commitment to the Browns.
All together now: Bwah-hahahacoughloserscoughhahahahaha.
I would say the Dirty Brown Towel more represents a high level of desperation and suckitude.
And a big fat WORD to everything said here.