Oh, you hilarious editorial board at the PG, trying to pretend like the people of Pittsburgh are so ridiculously stoopid (!) and clueless that we actually believe you when you say this:
At the risk of sounding like a stuck CD, or worse, seeming to agree with part of the Democratic Party, it is hard to avoid the conclusion that it is definitely time for the United States to get out of Dodge.
There is no way on God’s green and blue earth that I believe that the PG’s editorial board is worrying about (gasp!) agreeing with the Democratic Party (faint!), anymore than I believe the Trib’s editorial board would worry about agreeing with the Republican Party.
Dear media of the Burgh, don’t insult our intelligence by doubting your readers’ ability to see the bias.