I cannot express to you how icked out I get every time the news media or print media or web media throws out this sketch of the suspected Missouri baby snatcher:

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Is that a freakin’ goatee she’s sporting? Unless she takes to a Norelco, I would imagine she should be pretty easy to spot.


  1. Judge Rufus Peckham
    September 19, 2006 11:19 am

    Yes, she’s the lady at the urinal.

  2. Z
    September 19, 2006 1:12 pm

    I think it looks like Jesus in a baseball hat. Really. They could sell that composite on eBay and make a fortune. “Jesus spotted in the composite” – folks love that stuff.

  3. pittgirl
    September 19, 2006 1:44 pm

    Hee! Golden Palace.com would snatch that up.