1. While it is old, it’s new to me. Have you all seen this hilarious illustration that GQ did of Benny and The Chin? Awesome. But really, people on Segways make me want to buy a BB gun.
2. A pigeon walked beside me for one whole block this morning. From Bruegger’s on Grant to the corner of Sixth. WTF? Either they’re scoping me out for the attack of the century, or I smell like something a pigeon likes to smell … which apparently is a cinnamon sugar bagel with light plain cream cheese and a decaf coffee.
3. If you need to be reminded, I have stolen n@ from here. Go buy one and put in on a Browns fan’s car.
4. I was completely disappointed with last night’s Contender semis. Yeah, I watch it. Shoot me.
5. Thomas Doswell is an idiot. Allegedly.